Can You Open My Backdoor? Novelty Gift

Can You Open My Backdoor? Novelty Gift*** For Mature Audiences Only *** Can You Open My Backdoor? is a humour book for grown ups, packed full of cheeky innuendos and double meanings. If you struggle opening your own backdoor, or enjoy opening the backdoor of others, then this book is absolutely for you. Autographed Edition This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the autographed version before adding to your cart, and add a note to

This poor pussycat is lonely - she needs a playmate

Tom is a massive banker — he banks all of the time

The excellent last line (if I do say so myself) from my book 'Fisting' deserved more time to shine

You know someone who has Great Tits

This book is about booby birds

Birthdays are pretty unpredictable though

It's about balls

Filled with tongue-in-cheek innuendos to make you giggle

All books are available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside

ISBN-13: 979-8273803824

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I made myself laugh while writing it